A few months back, the “48 Random Things About Me” phenomenon made its way around Facebook. I thought that it was a good to post here so that you could get to know a little more about me.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Appropriately, the first man. Booyah!
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I almost cried today when I thought about how awesome I looked driving a big honkin’ Home Depot van. I also got a little choked up at church on Sunday, but no tears. I guess the last time big salty drops came streaming down my face was at Gran Tornio.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Heck yeah I do.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Boars Head Cracked Peppercorn Turkey.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
We have a son named London Rhys and he’s the 2nd coolest person I know.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Duh!
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
At weddings, funerals and during important meetings with my boss.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
So those are the swollen things in that back of my throat.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Would you snort cocaine off the lid of a toilet seat? Wait, don’t answer that; Jamal Anderson already did. No, I would not bungee jump. God has already determined which way I should die.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Fruity Pebbles.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
You don’t have to with the pimp tie.
12. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT?
Johnny 5 (Short Circuit) followed closely by Wall-E.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Everything but the…by Ben & Jerry.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Whether or not they are as good looking as I am.
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink. And yes, I am a dude. And yes, I am straight.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My nose. It’s ginormous.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My brother. He’s in Portland, OR.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
They better, if they know what is good for them.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Black t-shirt (Pig Cloth by Aaron Gillespie) and black Chuck Taylor Lo.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Jack Bauer interrogate some idiot traitor.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Black.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS
Hot wings from Taco Mac.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mother-in-law.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Yeah, he’s a pretty righteous dude. Taught me what the Spider Man is.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Auburn football, SEC football and college football.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Black, blonde, red and light brown.
28. EYE COLOR?
Blue.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Only when I am working out my guns and my buns.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Hot wings from Taco Mac.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies. Especially when the bad guy comes back to life after an alleged kill!
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
At the theater: Taken with Famke Janssen and Liam Neeson. At home: Twilight. And I drooled everytime I saw Kristen Stewart.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer!!! Winter is for girls.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Kisses. And only from my wife because my dog has smelly breath.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
MaryAnn.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Mark Kimel. He’s the righteous dude that sent this to me.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Twilight. Again.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
People still use mouse pads?
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Fired Up! Rented it from RedBox.
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
Anything from Underoath, The Almost, Demon Hunter and the flight attendant telling me it’s safe to use portable electronic devices.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Who are they?
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I live by the quote that “home is where the heart is,” so I’ve never been away from home.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can play handbells, make my arm shorter in length and make fart sounds with my mouth.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Birmingham, AL. Sweet home Alabama.
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
All 25 peeps who respond.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
NetBank. Left a note on her car, because that’s how I roll.
